National Drowsiness LevelREPUBLIC SECURE
Time0:00Slaps0Covfefe0
The gold-trimmed Oval Office. The President dozes at the Resolute desk while cartoon caricatures of Mehmet Oz, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Susie Wiles, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth drone on around him.
The Oval Office, 3:47 PM
The briefing has entered hour three.
His eyelids weigh four hundred pounds each. Only your slapping hand stands between the free world and nap time.
- Slap him (click, tap, or Space)
- Watch the drowsiness meter
- Grab the covfefe when it appears
From the Precedent File
Apr 15, 2024. Day one of his New York trial. The Times live blog: 'Trump appears to be sleeping.' The internet answered with 'Don Snoreleone.'