National Drowsiness LevelREPUBLIC SECURE
Time0:00Slaps0Covfefe0
The Oval Office, 3:47 PM
The briefing has entered hour three.
His eyelids weigh four hundred pounds each. Only your slapping hand stands between the free world and nap time.
- Slap him (click, tap, or Space)
- Watch the drowsiness meter
- Grab the covfefe when it appears
From the Precedent File
Apr 15, 2024. Day one of his New York trial. The Times live blog: 'Trump appears to be sleeping.' The internet answered with 'Don Snoreleone.'